Run, run, run! I must run away from all the petting and the scratching and the cuddles and those atrocious hugs!
Let me go, Human, I said let me go! Obey me and you shall live to see another day! Get away with those slinky, long arms and that weird body that lacks fur. It’s discomforting how you choose to put yourself through torture in order to “clean” yourself – if that’s what you call cleaning – instead of doing it the right way. With just a few licks I’m the cleanest Mino ever. And you still smell awful afterwards.
It’s outrageous how you make me be your roommate, even though you have the most awkward of habits. You don’t even hunt for your food, you just take from that Cold Box. And even make me eat from it.
You dishonor me by not letting me hunt the birds, chirping at our windows. They’re mocking me. Every day I hear their incessant song, them just waiting there, perched, for me to hunt and eat them. And you won’t let me.
Human, you disgust me. Now make me purr.