5. Pick 10 sayings for a fortune cookie that you would never want to see come true

  1. You have to go back in order to go forth.
  2. The person you love is not the one for you.
  3. The Sun will rise in the West and will set in the East. The Earth is moving backwards.
  4. Your stomach will be upset a whole trimester.
  5. You’ll speak without thinking and burn many bridges.
  6. The lack of self confidence will blind you in the race for greatness.
  7. Your teeth will fall out at the first full moon.
  8. Walk on your hands and clap with your feet, that is how you’ll accept defeat.
  9. An affair might await right around the corner.
  10. The first thing to your left is the weapon you’ll have in case the world ends now.

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